![]() U.S. citizens are rapidly running out of other people’s money Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly Fire Truck Sinkhole Guatemala Sinkhole Golfer’s Water Hole Holes of the World SinkHole Pickup |
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