Obamacare Sinkhole

Falling in line with America’s Health Care Plan



Obamacare Sinkhole

U.S. citizens are rapidly running out of other people’s money

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The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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25-Jan-2020