Obamacare Sinkhole

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki