Obamacare Sinkhole

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump