![]() U.S. citizens are rapidly running out of other people’s money A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce Fire Truck Sinkhole Guatemala Sinkhole Golfer’s Water Hole Holes of the World SinkHole Pickup |
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