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Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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