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One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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