Stimulus Package

Septic tank truck promotes political promises



Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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21-Oct-2020