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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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