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Septic tank delivers message of Obama Stimulous Package

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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