Dragon Backpack

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematical rigor is like clothing: in its style it ought to suit the occasion, and it diminishes comfort and restrains freedom of movement if it is neither too loose or too tight. - G.F. Simmons

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow