![]() Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia Butt: Female Interpretation: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes 'look bigger'; Male Interpretation: The organ of mooning and farting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez; When comment arose on the state of her clothes, She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash Garbage: 1. Aromatic computer output; 2. A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself; 3. Period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Clothing & Dragon Sections Cowmodo Dragon Dragon Boots Dragon Buoy Dragon Playground Dragon Slayer Melon Dragon Pumpkin Dragon Head Tree Dragon |
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