Dragon Backpack

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

My first ballet class was on a basketball court. I'm in my gym clothes and my socks trying to do this thing called ballet. I didn't know anything about it. - Misty Copeland

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez;
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon