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Jaws of Life to the Joe-kster’s rescue
I was driving down the road, approaching an intersection with a green light when a driver in a pickup truck drives through a red light and hits my 2012 Honda Civic... “Jaws of Life” to the rescue - a big thanks to the Abbotsford, B.C. firemen, police and paramedic rescue crews  Car door removed after use of the “Jaws of Life”  Could have been much worse - ended up with only a fractured rib  At the scrapyard - rear passenger side  Thanks to all of you for your prayers and support - much appreciated! Hydraulic rescue tools are used by emergency rescue personnel to assist vehicle extrication of crash victims, as well as other rescues from small spaces. These tools include cutters, spreaders, and rams. They are popularly referred to in the English-speaking Commonwealth nations and the U.S. as the “Jaws of Life”, a trademark of Hurst Performance Inc. The “Jaws of Life” were first used in 1963 as a tool to free race car drivers from their vehicles after crashes. 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I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedic. - Shannon Ryan When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele see also Car, Emergency & Survivor Sections Break A Leg
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