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Jaws of Life to the Joe-kster’s rescue
I was driving down the road, approaching an intersection with a green light when a driver in a pickup truck drives through a red light and hits my 2012 Honda Civic... “Jaws of Life” to the rescue - a big thanks to the Abbotsford, B.C. firemen, police and paramedic rescue crews  Car door removed after use of the “Jaws of Life”  Could have been much worse - ended up with only a fractured rib  At the scrapyard - rear passenger side  Thanks to all of you for your prayers and support - much appreciated! Hydraulic rescue tools are used by emergency rescue personnel to assist vehicle extrication of crash victims, as well as other rescues from small spaces. These tools include cutters, spreaders, and rams. They are popularly referred to in the English-speaking Commonwealth nations and the U.S. as the “Jaws of Life”, a trademark of Hurst Performance Inc. The “Jaws of Life” were first used in 1963 as a tool to free race car drivers from their vehicles after crashes. 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It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, Emergency & Survivor Sections Break A Leg
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