This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
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Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
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A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
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