1935 Pontiac with Turquoise Canned Ham![]() 1936 Pierce Arrow with Travelodge ![]() 1947 Custom Buick Sedan with Matching Trailer ![]() 1949 Studebaker Pickup with Purple Trailer to Match ![]() 1951 Hudson Commodore with matching Trailer ![]() 1955 Ford Customline Wagon with Shasta Trailer ![]() 1952 Buick Riviera Hardtop with Matching Trailer ![]() 1956 Ford Ranch Wagon with Teardrop Trailer ![]() 1959 Chevrolet Impala Hardtop with Shasta Travel Trailer ![]() 1959 Chevrolet El Camino with Shasta Travel Trailer ![]() 1959 Pink Pair Cadillac Sixty with Shasta Trailer ![]() 1962 Ford Cortina with Custom Travel Trailer ![]() Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, History, Inspiration & Mechanical Sections Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 Uplifting Antique Car Vintage Baby Trailer Vintage Birth Control Vintage Circular Motorcycles Vintage Planter |
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