Game of Thinking

- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

- Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”: the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?

- Why is the letter W, in English, called “double U”? Shouldn't it be called “double V”?

- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

- The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”

- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

- If you replace “W” with “T” in “What”, “Where”, and “When”, you get the answer to each of them.

- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.

- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

- The Doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead by now. (Post Note: unfortunately, so is Stephen Hawking!)

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Why so serious? - The Dark Knight

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you? - Henny Youngman

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

That's why many fail - because they don't get started - they don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin. - W. Clement Stone

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

Game of Thinking

Or is it a game of thoughts to make you think?

25-May-2022