- Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
- What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
- If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
- Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”: the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?
- Why is the letter W, in English, called “double U”? Shouldn't it be called “double V”?
- Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
- Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
- The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims.”
- Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
- 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
- Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
- If you replace “W” with “T” in “What”, “Where”, and “When”, you get the answer to each of them.
- Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
- If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
- If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”.
- If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food or bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
- The Doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead by now. (Post Note: unfortunately, so is Stephen Hawking!)
Why so serious? - The Dark Knight
Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin
Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller
Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin
What we've got here is a failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke
No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers
I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you? - Henny Youngman
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard
You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp
Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein
Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford
The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis
There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown
I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth
In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth
Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
That's why many fail - because they don't get started - they don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin. - W. Clement Stone
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx
Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell
Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay
Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
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