The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey see also Family, Relationship & School Sections Adaptive Roots Ancestry Rewind Babysitting Kids Chimera Genetics Family Fun Family Hands Family Picture Family Planning Advice Family Ties Family Tree Get Along Shirt Hands On Tree Mom Lookout Parent Delete Sister DNA The Van Gogh Family Tree Tom Lee Music Franchise Opportunities Walker Buddies |
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