A woman walks into her boss’s office with this complaint: “All the other women in
the office are suing you for sexual harassment.”
“Since you haven’t sexually harassed me, I’m suing you for discrimination.”
I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad
Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias
A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
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