Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba - Pi R^2?”
Bubba: “Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.”
Teacher: “What is a proof?”
Bubba: “One-half percent of alcohol.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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