Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba - Pi R^2?”
Bubba: “Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.”
Teacher: “What is a proof?”
Bubba: “One-half percent of alcohol.”
Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
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