Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.  Henry Brightman Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.  Bobby Knight College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel College Education: A fouryear plan for confusing a young mind methodically.  Daffynitions joeks.com For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards.  Mark Twain When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis.  Elvis Presley Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.  Fred Allen Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes.  Robert T Kiyosaki A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things.  Guillermo Diaz Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse.  Daffynitions joeks.com I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family.  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