Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba - Pi R^2?”
Bubba: “Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.”
Teacher: “What is a proof?”
Bubba: “One-half percent of alcohol.”
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh
Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown
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