Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think.  Elbert Hubbard Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train doortodoor salesmen  Daffynitions joeks.com If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.  George Givot Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.  Henry Brightman I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.  Albert Einstein Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll  and on to his wife's  Daffynitions joeks.com Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.  Abe Lemons Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.  Patrick Swayze My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital.  Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  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