Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.  Patrick Swayze My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  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