Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.  George Santayana You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.  Bill Watterson Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train doortodoor salesmen  Daffynitions joeks.com Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.  Bobby Knight A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.  Theodore Roosevelt Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.  Yogi Berra I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.  Jeff Foxworthy If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.  Kurt Vonnegut Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream.  Michael Dell A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.  Unknown I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings.  Daffynitions joeks.com I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  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