Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior have been promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior, there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have a drank.” “But we’s Privates,” protests Junior. “We’s Sergeants now,” says Bubba, pulling him inside. “Now, Junior, I’m gonna sit down and have me a drank.” “But, we’s Privates,” says Junior. “You blind, boy?” asks Bubba, pointing at his stripes. “We’s Sergeants now.” So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba. “You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d like to take you some place and make you feel good but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea.” Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign.” Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign. Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. “Junior,” he says, “What you give me the okay for?” “Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the Privates.” Then he pointed to his stripes and says, “But we’s Sergeants now.” see also   Army,  Medical  &  Redneck   Sections Redneck Stealth Bomber Redneck Soldier Redneck Tractor Woman Sharpshooter   Sun Dial Fail Rolling Stop Ghetto Hammock Cooking For Guys Walkies Ultimate Border Control Protection Note Flasher Lineup For Dinner Do Nothing Day Horn Blower Breathe in the Ocean Skywalking Low Ceiling Workout Maxi Boot Sorbet OCD Highschool Kona Lisa Fire Distinguisher An Apple A Day 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Redneck Book Holder

23-Jan-2020