Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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03-Jul-2022