Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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18-Jan-2020