Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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11-Apr-2021