Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked!
Now then, what about Men?
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker
The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray
The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon
It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown
The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus
Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray
The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon
It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher
You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown
The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
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