Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked!
Now then, what about Men?
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women's word is never done. - American Proverb
Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller
Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch
The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown
As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan
The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill
“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh
Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol
Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher
Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller
Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch
The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West
Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown
As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown
As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan
The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill
“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh
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