Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. Now then, what about Men? Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Genie & Political Sections Understanding Women Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Fruit Salad Dinner Grapeless Hammock Wine Heavy Drinking If Alcohol Talked Insect Wine Glass Men Are Like Fine Wine Navajo Wine New Wine For Seniors Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Redneck Wine Dispenser Redneck Wine Holder Texas Wine Glass Walmart’s Redneck Wine Wine Aerobics Wine Day Wine Flowchart Wine Glass Chair Wine Glass Lanyard Wine Pairing in the Stone Age Wine Secret Wine Signs Wine Socks Wine Therapy Wine Time Wine Time Finally |
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