Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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