Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. Now then, what about Men? Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer see also Genie & Political Sections Understanding Women Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Fruit Salad Dinner Grapeless Hammock Wine Heavy Drinking If Alcohol Talked Insect Wine Glass Men Are Like Fine Wine Navajo Wine New Wine For Seniors Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Redneck Wine Dispenser Redneck Wine Holder Texas Wine Glass Walmart’s Redneck Wine Wine Aerobics Wine Day Wine Flowchart Wine Glass Chair Wine Glass Lanyard Wine Pairing in the Stone Age Wine Secret Wine Signs Wine Socks Wine Therapy Wine Time Wine Time Finally |
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