Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I refused to go on 'Grumpy Old Men.' I said, 'If I go on, I will be grumpy about grumpy old men.' - Stephen Fry

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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05-Dec-2021