Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one
who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already
been picked!
Now then, what about Men?
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown
The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides
All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud
Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers
We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal
Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox
For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump
Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides
All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud
Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers
We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal
Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson
On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox
For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump
Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
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