Beware of Black Tarmac

Is it the Asphalt or your fault?


Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in.

“Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the local cycle path.”


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03-Jul-2020