Blonde Computer

Perfect laptop for the busy blonde



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Notebook computers and mini laptops for busy people

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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25-Jan-2020