Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees.
If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
see also Animal Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
Elephant Enema
Elephant Haircut
Elephant Hand
Elephant Heist
Elephant Instructions
Elephant Ludo
Elephant Nest
Elephant Phonics
Elephant Soccer
Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
King Of The Jungle
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
Trunk Sleeper
Viagra Elephant
Weight Wait
When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
Zebra Keyboard
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