Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees.
If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
see also Animal Section
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Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
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Elephant Bus
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Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
King Of The Jungle
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
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Trunk Sleeper
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When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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