Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Cover with brown gravy and cook over a kerosene fire for four weeks at 465 degrees.
If more than 3,800 guests are expected, add 2 rabbits. But only if absolutely necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg
see also Animal Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
Elephant Enema
Elephant Haircut
Elephant Hand
Elephant Heist
Elephant Instructions
Elephant Ludo
Elephant Nest
Elephant Phonics
Elephant Soccer
Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
King Of The Jungle
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
Trunk Sleeper
Viagra Elephant
Weight Wait
When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
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