Cut one elephant into bit-sized pieces. This will take about two months. Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning. - John Barrymore No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Animal Section African Car Wash Animal Groups Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant Do Not Feed The Animals Downhill Safari Elephant Blues Elephant Breath Elephant Bus Elephant Circumcision Elephant Dung Decorative Paper Elephant Enema Elephant Haircut Elephant Hand Elephant Heist Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Nest Elephant Phonics Elephant Soccer Elephant Sunset Elephant Trampoline Elephant’s Long Memory Herd Mentality Hide & Seek How Many Elephant Legs? Identity Theft IrrElephant Kermit Frog Loan King Of The Jungle Let ’Er Rip Looking For Something? Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All No-Elephant Building Overloaded Pooped Out Playground Potty Training An Elephant Professional Test River Crossing Serengeti Tug of War Stretch Elephants This Is My Road Touching Elephant Story Trunk Sleeper Viagra Elephant Weight Wait When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros Zebra Keyboard |
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