Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
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Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
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