Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
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Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
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Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
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