Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus
The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
see also Airplane & Safety Sections
Airplane In Suds
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
Underwater Plane
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