Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope
To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder
Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown
Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire
For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown
Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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Airplane In Suds
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
Underwater Plane
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