Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin
If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown
Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown
I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams
And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters
The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi
Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius
I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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