Two pilots were discussing the merits of a twin-engine, propeller-driven aircraft undergoing service trials.
“How does it handle?” asked the pilot who hadn’t yet flown the new plane.
“Oh, it’s not bad,” was the reply.
“How is it in asymmetric flight? One engine out?”
After thinking for a moment, the other pilot replied, “That’s where it becomes tricky. If one engine quits, the other engine immediately takes you to the scene of the crash.”
If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan
The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart
It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss
Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers
You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright
If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan
It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny
The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield
He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz
If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi
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Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Duct Tape Plane
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Minnesnowta
“One Brick Short” Runway
Pilot Prop Job
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
Politician Plane
Punjabi Airways
Redneck Plane Repair
Underwater Plane
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