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France Weather Forecast

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


Updating the  Weather  forecast for those  Traveling  to France
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Sunday Service Social Distancing

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Wine Day

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29-Mar-2020