The Doctor ordered his patient to have not more than one drink a day. Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr. They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung When the clergyman's daughter Drinks nothing but water She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown see also Beer & Doctor Sections A Woman’s Mind Bartender Spill Costco Wine Cup That Runneth Over Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men iGifts Long, Happy Marriage Looking For Your Wife? One Glass Per Day One Slice Real Man’s Point System Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Romance Lost Secret of a Good Marriage Secret Of A Long Marriage Understanding Women |
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