A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White see also Animal, Language & Pun Sections Big Bird Feeder Chicken Farm Wedding Chicken Photobomb Chicken Pie Chicken Rider Chicken Shoes Chicken Wire Art Comfortable Chicken Fast Beach Chicken Free Chicken Strips High Wire Bear Feeder How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man Hummingbird Feeder Life Cycle of a Chicken Polish Chicken Farm Redneck Bird Feeder Redneck Chicken Farmer Things That Taste Like Chicken |
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