SUV Highrise

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden