SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. - Dr. Seuss

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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A Wee Fit
“Break In Motion” Brake
Bridge Slide
Bridge Uplift
Car-nage
Car Plunge
CarGo Loads
Deconstruction
Filling The Water Truck
Got Your Nose
“Honey, I Lost My Job...”
How To Load/Unload Your Boat
International Truck Bed
Johnny On The Pot’s Plumber Truck
Lost Axle
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Oversize Load
Pickup Dropoff
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Redneck Truck Jack
Safe Removals
SinkHole Pickup
Train Hits Deer
Truck Driver Birth
Truck Lift Repair
Trucks with “Down” Syndrome
UPS and DOWNS
When Not To Stop Too Fast


 

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28-Feb-2020