SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. - Laurence J Peter

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

An endeavor to please elders is at the bottom of high marks and mediocre careers. - John Day Chapman

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high stakes Scrabble. - Dennis Miller

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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“Break In Motion” Brake
Bridge Slide
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Car Plunge
CarGo Loads
Deconstruction
Filling The Water Truck
Got Your Nose
“Honey, I Lost My Job...”
How To Load/Unload Your Boat
International Truck Bed
Johnny On The Pot’s Plumber Truck
Lost Axle
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Oversize Load
Pickup Dropoff
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Redneck Truck Jack
Safe Removals
SinkHole Pickup
Train Hits Deer
Truck Driver Birth
Truck Lift Repair
Trucks with “Down” Syndrome
UPS and DOWNS
When Not To Stop Too Fast


 

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19-Jan-2021