SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. - Norman Mailer

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


see also   Redneck  &  Truck  Sections
A Wee Fit
“Break In Motion” Brake
Bridge Slide
Bridge Uplift
Car-nage
Car Plunge
CarGo Loads
Deconstruction
Filling The Water Truck
Got Your Nose
“Honey, I Lost My Job...”
How To Load/Unload Your Boat
International Truck Bed
Johnny On The Pot’s Plumber Truck
Lost Axle
Overpass Passover
Overpass Underpassed
Oversize Load
Pickup Dropoff
Portable Shower
Power-Full Logging Truck
Redneck Truck Jack
Safe Removals
SinkHole Pickup
Train Hits Deer
Truck Driver Birth
Truck Lift Repair
Trucks with “Down” Syndrome
UPS and DOWNS
When Not To Stop Too Fast


 

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06-Dec-2019