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Aunt Names
What to call your Aunt...

Q: If your Aunt had a big appetite, what would she be?
A: An anteater.

Q: If she had an upset stomach, what would you call her?
A: Antacid.

Q: If she was always cold, what would you call her?
A: Anti-freeze.

Q: If your Aunt was very fond of you, what would she be?
A: Antidote.

Q: If she thought she was an airplane, what would you call her?
A: Anti-aircraft.

Q: If your Aunt forgot to get off the bus at O street, what would she be?
A: Antipasto.

Q: If she had rabbit ears, what would she be?
A: Antenna.

Q: If she ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.

Q: If she married Mr. Hill, what would she become?
A: Ant Hill.

Q: If your Aunt always thinks of things before you do, what would you call her?
A: Anticipate.

Q: Where would your strange, short Aunt live?
A: Antwerp.

Q: If your Uncle was shorter than your Aunt, what would she be?
A: Tolerant.


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01-Jun-2020