Granny Adams made such beautiful pies! One day, I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?”
“Well, it’s a family secret,” she said. “But if you promise not to tell, I’ll let you in on it.”
“Okay,”I said. “Tell me!”
“Well, first, I roll out the dough, making sure it is flat and even. Then I cut out the
bottom layer and carefully put it in the pie plate and make sure it is firmly against the sides of the plate.”
“Then I slowly pour in the filling, making sure it’s not too full.”
“Next, I cut out the top layer and carefully put it over the filling.”
“Finally, I take out my teeth and just run them around the edge of the pie crust and they
make the nicest, even impressions you ever did see!”
Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
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