Granny Adams made such beautiful pies! One day, I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?” Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Aging & Food Sections Almond Treats For The Bus Driver Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Camping For Seniors Dementia Relations Dreams Come True Forgetful Old Ladies Good Morning Babushka Grandma Not Welcome Grandma Was Here Granny Does Windows Too Turkey Weather Forecast |
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