Granny Adams made such beautiful pies! One day, I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?” Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Baker: A person who kneads the dough - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Aging & Food Sections Almond Treats For The Bus Driver Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Camping For Seniors Dementia Relations Dreams Come True Forgetful Old Ladies Good Morning Babushka Grandma Not Welcome Grandma Was Here Granny Does Windows Too Turkey Weather Forecast |
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