Election Cat

I have a painted dream...

This cat’s glad that several years of election paint will soon be history





Watching the U.S. Presidential Election compared to watching paint dry

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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking


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10-Aug-2020