Election Cat

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen