Election Cat

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney