Tight Christmas

Christmas is tight this year

Making do with homemade Christmas gifts



Dear Friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I’m not getting an annual bonus and Christmas
is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me
know your sizes. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and
should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of Maxi Pads:
You need four Maxi Pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: 1. Regular, 2. Light and 3. Get out the Sand Bags.

I’ve attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see
the nifty slippers for yourself... Awaiting your response.
It’s crucial that I get the right size for each one of you...

Maxi Pad Slippers Gifts

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Forgiveness isn't just a blessing you deliver to another human being. Forgiveness is also a gift you give yourself. - Robin S Sharma

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault


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