A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.” The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.” see also   Medical   &  Religious  Sections   Hope Blonde's 710 Cover Dragon Playground Redneck Boat Ramp Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Urleen Carry On or Carrion? Selfie Pilot Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy Air Couch Europe Road Trip Thongthing Special Nighttime Graffiti Baby Formula Kid Suction Redneck Moving Truck Critter Control Lost Dog Nail Chair Looking For Something?

20-May-2022