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Catholic Heart Attack
I’ll have nun of that!

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”


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20-May-2022