I just found an old picture of me with my 1st babysitter. I’m letting you know this, hoping that it might help - I am not looking for sympathy, just a little understanding! ![]() I miss her a lot! Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin see also Baby & Little Johnny Sections Found The Jackpot |
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