First Babysitter
Looking at or looking for a babysitter?
My psychiatrist told me this is where my problem started
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I just found an old picture of me with my 1st babysitter. I’m letting you know this, hoping that it might help - I am not looking for sympathy, just a little understanding!  I miss her a lot! Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik see also Baby & Little Johnny Sections Found The Jackpot
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