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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy


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19-Nov-2019