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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay


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05-Apr-2020