Hoping to develop his son’s character, a father once gave Little Johnny a penny and a quarter as he was leaving for Sunday School. God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr. Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah see also Financial & Religious Sections Alternative Retirement Home Dollar Drop Financial Meltdown Financial Planning for Retirement Florida’s Retired Bikers Gas Financing Greek Bailout Greek Financial Path Parable of the Retired Dollar Bill Two Cow Capitalism Two Cow Politics UK Credit Crunch |
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