Hoping to develop his son’s character, a father once gave Little Johnny a penny and a quarter as he was leaving for Sunday School.
“Now Johnny, you put whichever one you want in the offering plate,” he said.
When Little Johnny returned, his father asked which coin he had given.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, just before they sent around the plate the preacher said, “The Lord loveth a cheerful giver,” and I knew I could give the penny a lot more cheerfully than I could give the quarter, so I gave the penny.”
Marry money. - Max Shulman
God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller
A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese
Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin
Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers
I ain't had no brother for 29 years - nearly a quarter of a century. - Archie Bunker
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther
I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah
God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller
A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese
Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin
Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers
I ain't had no brother for 29 years - nearly a quarter of a century. - Archie Bunker
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding
Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin
The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther
I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah
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