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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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