![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader see also Birthday & Dog Sections Birthday Dog Pupcakes |
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