Dog Birthday

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash