Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
see also Hunting & Thanksgiving Sections
Going Cold Turkey
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Happy Turkey Day
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Redneck Thanksgiving
Run, Turkey, Run!
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Too Much Turkey
Turkey Recipe
Turkey Weather Forecast
’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
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