Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
see also Hunting & Thanksgiving Sections
Going Cold Turkey
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Happy Turkey Day
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Redneck Thanksgiving
Run, Turkey, Run!
Thanksgiving Harvest Time
Too Much Turkey
Turkey Recipe
Turkey Weather Forecast
’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
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