Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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15-Aug-2022