Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer
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