Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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