Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth


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15-Dec-2019