Pizza Sleeping Bag

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie