Pizza Sleeping Bag

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren