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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Nobody is a failure until he stops trying. - Unknown

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

There is no failure except in no longer trying. - Kin Hubbard

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The greatest failure of the West since the 1930s. - Richard Holbrooke

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

He has managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Victory is in having done your best. If you've done your best, you've won. - Bill Bowerman

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. - Abraham Lincoln

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

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