Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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31-May-2020