Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Every worldview has to bring together reason and faith. - Ravi Zacharias

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic


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22-Jan-2021