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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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20-May-2022