Zombie Response Team

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

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Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

There can be no true response without responsibility; there can be no responsibility without response. - Arthur Vogel

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien