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My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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26-Sep-2020