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Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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16-Jun-2021