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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

There can be no true response without responsibility; there can be no responsibility without response. - Arthur Vogel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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11-Apr-2021