Zombie Survival Guide

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How a cat survives post-Halloween stress



Zombie Survival Guide

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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11-Apr-2021