Zombie Survival Guide

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How a cat survives post-Halloween stress



Zombie Survival Guide

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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04-Apr-2020