Time Machine

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Time Machine

Predicting the future with today’s technology

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface. - Anthony M Hall

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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29-Nov-2020