![]() Canadian Wheeler Dealer Ford Motor Company breaks ties with Ontario politician Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Canada, Car, Politics & Signs Sections Habs vs ReHabs New Ford Escort New Line of 2014 Fords |
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