Car Roots

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com