![]() Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin Advice from a tree: - Stand tall and proud - Go out on a limb - Remember your roots - Drink plenty of water - Enjoy the view - Unknown Chair Master Redneck Lawn Chair Texas Office Chair |
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