Conservative Plant

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien