Canadians Watching U.S. Politics

Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary. - Robert M. Drake

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Idealistic reformers are dangerous because their idealism has no roots in love, but is simply a hysterical and unbalanced rage for order amidst their own chaos. - William I. Thompson

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump