There once was a congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
American politician Anthony Weiner, former member of the United States House of Representatives from New York City, has been involved in three sexual scandals related to sexting, or sending explicit sexual material by cell phone. The first, dubbed Weinergate, led to his resignation as a congressman in 2011. The second, during his attempt to return to politics as candidate for mayor of New York City, involved three women Weiner admitted having sexted after further explicit pictures were published in July 2013. The third, in 2015 but publicized in 2016, resulted in an announced intended separation between him and his wife, Huma Abedin.
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All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers
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