![]() It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump Life is like a grain of wheat: to plant it is to recognize its value; to keep it is to destroy its value. The 'planted' Christian counts life dear not unto himself but unto God. - Vance Havner Automation: 1. The science of doing it with machines at the plant so that men can have more time to do it themselves at home; 2. Man's effort to make work so easy that women can do it all. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals." Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. 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