A big earthquake of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
Two million Muslims are dead and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne
There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce
The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
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