![]() To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle For we, too, have our ideals, even if we differ from those who have tried to establish a monopoly of idealism. - Henry Cabot Lodge The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals." Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump see also Government, Political, Prison & Relationship Sections America These Days America’s Moment of Truth Ancient Politician Bad Hair Trump Beat By A Girl Bipartisan Bumper Sticker British Trump Bucket of Hillary Cheering Up Hillary Donald Tramp Donald Trump’s Dog Donald Trump Eagle Donald Trump Pinata Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump Rabbit Donald Trump Visits Israel Donald Trump White House Dusseldorf Carnival Float Hair We Go Halloween Warning Happy Scary Halloween Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Hillary’s First Night As President Hurricane Sandy Wreaking Havoc on NYC Landmarks Make America Grate Again Mexican Plan to Get Through Trump’s Wall Moving On Obama Announcement Obama Gone Yet? Redneck Politician Ronald Trump Speaking The Truth Struggling Polls Troompa Loompa Trump Ballot Box Trump Cat Trump Sandwich Trumpkins Vatican Wall Vote For Me Watching The U.S. Election We’re Off to See the Wizard! What Has America Become? Your Choice |
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