First Lady Priorities

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz