First Lady Priorities

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to escape the squirrel-cage of being me into the landscape of being us. - Frederick Buechner

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump