![]() Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned. The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert When my soul was in the lost-and-found You came along to claim it. - Carole King Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin In the midst of the sense of tragedy or loss, sometimes laughter is not only healing, it's a way of experiencing the person that you've lost again. - Alan Alda We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown In the 1990s kids lost their power to reason. Less and less were they taught the very basics of language, truth, and logic and they grew up with the irrationality of a postmodern world. - Ravi Zacharias Every time a resolve or fine glow of feeling evaporates without bearing fruit, it is worse than a chance lost; it works to hinder future emotions from taking the normal path of discharge. - William James Never take a person for granted. 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