Lost Uncle Trump

Please help! Have you seen my lost uncle?

He’s a little crazy and delusional, but a nice guy... he’s 70.



Lost Uncle Trump

Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned.

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

We have not passed the subtle line between childhood and adulthood until ... we have stopped saying, "It got lost," and say, "I lost it." - Sydney J. Harris

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. - George Horace Lorimer

In the 1990s kids lost their power to reason. Less and less were they taught the very basics of language, truth, and logic and they grew up with the irrationality of a postmodern world. - Ravi Zacharias

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing. - Gamal Abdul Nasser


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06-Aug-2020