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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary. - Robert M. Drake

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? - Erma Bombeck

Idealistic reformers are dangerous because their idealism has no roots in love, but is simply a hysterical and unbalanced rage for order amidst their own chaos. - William I. Thompson

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

“Ah, Zora, you are so naive," the fire fairy said with a hearty chuckle. "You have no idea what happened to them, do you? You have no clue as to what happened to your parents.” - Markelle Grabo


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24-Sep-2020