Politics Was Fun

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary. - Robert M. Drake

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining - they just shine. - Dwight L Moody

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump