Scary Politics

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

We swallowed the chaos because we knew we didn't want to be ordinary. - Robert M. Drake

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Idealistic reformers are dangerous because their idealism has no roots in love, but is simply a hysterical and unbalanced rage for order amidst their own chaos. - William I. Thompson

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump